If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan
Muscles come and go; flab lasts. - Bill Vaughan
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. - Bill Vaughan
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. - Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves. - Bill Vaughan
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan